Lay's Potato Chips: Do Us A Flavor Contest Has Begun!

Yes, it's that time of year again:  the time when I throw caution--and not-an-insignificant-number of gallstones--to the wind and sample each of the 4 finalists in the Lay's Potato Chips DoUsAFlavor contest.

Here are the finalists:

I'm most curious to try Gyro and Reuben, and I have the highest hopes for Truffle Fries.  Pretty sure the Biscuits and Gravy is going to be as bad as the Chicken and Waffles flavor from a couple years ago.

As soon as I track these flavors down at my local store, I will post a review for each one. Stay tuned!

Tom Cruise's Goat Package Scientology Shroud

According to this story on EOnline, the Church of Scientology decided to commemorate Tom Cruise's 25 years as a follower by commissioning a shroud with his likeness on it.

A nude likeness, with what many are saying is an extremely exaggerated looking "package":

The problem is...I honestly don't see it.  All I see is a little goat face.

Do you see it, too, or have I been married way too long?